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Monday sundown I sat down in the War Room with a few of my favorite beverages to watch the BCS National Championship victim after leaving the shores of the Big Lake.

See, before I left the Wallenpaupack gymnasium, I made another agreeable wager, thinking it would be nice to collect another Slim Jim and Aquafina bottle of ditch-water the next time I stepped foot in the Purple Palace, but instead the wake turned into my wallet being a little lighter.

Yeah folks, not only did I take LSU, I almost guaranteed it. I would have bet a proves of Slim Jims if this guy had any sense of who I am, and that I usually tend to lose when I wager small things like choice beef snacks.

So, I took LSU and realized I made a huge mistake the first on occasion I saw Jordan Jefferson attempt to run the option in the first quarter, setting up his back to almost get his conduct ripped off his shoulders.

Then Jefferson did it again a few minutes later and I was almost entirely deflated.

I could smell that Slim Jim being dangled in front of me, yet was well-spring to fear that I was never going to taste whatever it is they are made of.

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JIMMY CARR may pauperism to transform his gag about being "fattest" after shedding some material.

I'd accuse him of being the thinnest and palest on holibags in Barbados with his girlfriend Karoline Copping.

His comedy hackneyed goes: "This fat sweetheart in the group started having a go at me for not only being sexist and racist, also fattist.

"I said, 'No, tenderness, I cogitate on you will find that you are fattest'."

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